Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap - Smells like Victory
He doesn't care much for small dogs, appletinis, or shows about singing and dancing. He's not the most interesting man in the world, but he once bowled a 260. He can fix damn near anything, and he knows his way around a grill. He drives an American truck, played a little A ball back in the 80's, and talks about the good ol' days when hockey players didn't wear helmets.
The Duke Cannon Supply Co. Big ass brick of soap is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men who want to get clean and smell good without using feminine shower gels and accessories. True to its name, our soap is big (10 oz.) and will last much longer than the chick-sized bars in your local grocery. It also smells awesome (clean, fresh scent with a hint of grass) and contains steel cut grains for maximum gripability. If you enjoy activities like drinking American beer or using power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you.
In appreciation of the men and women who have kicked ass serving our country, Duke Cannon donates a portion of proceeds to veteran causes!